Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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