Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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