shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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