Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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