Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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