I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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