I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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