I need help removing her.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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