She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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