Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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