I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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