but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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