I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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