remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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