After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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