no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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