Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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