She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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