she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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