oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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