When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just gargled with NyQuil
i think i just lost a toe
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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