I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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