Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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