in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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