perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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