trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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