margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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