Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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