yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My pussy is not your playground.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
