I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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