i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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