I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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