I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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