Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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