My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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