'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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