You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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