He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I just found puke in my bra..
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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