what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
