I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Welp...herpes.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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