420 ftw
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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