NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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