Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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