Your dad touched me again.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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