i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Damn victory sex feels great
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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