Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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