I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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