Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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