But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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