NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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