ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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