Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
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At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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