I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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