just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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