New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I smell stomach acid.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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