If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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